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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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