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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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