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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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