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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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