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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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