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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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