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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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