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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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