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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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