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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Stella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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