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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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