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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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