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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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