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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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