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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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