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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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