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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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