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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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