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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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