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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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