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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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