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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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