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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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