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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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