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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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