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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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