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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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