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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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