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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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