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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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