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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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