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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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