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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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