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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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