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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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