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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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