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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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