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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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