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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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