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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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