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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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