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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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