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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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