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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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