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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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