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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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