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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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