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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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