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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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