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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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